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Holy War: Church of The Subgenius Vs. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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reezer
Mar 05, 2007
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Subgenius: F**k 'em if they can't take a joke!


reezer
Mar 05, 2007
2 convinced
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Bob would garnish the FSM with pipe ash and Slack before devouring him!

 
marko8904
May 02, 2007
0 convinced
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Rebuttal to: locke Show

Obviously you don't understand that FSM is just another reincarnation of Bob. Bob is FSM and SMF and MFS and S&M.
Bob is everything. Embrace Bob now and he'll cut you some Slack.

 
marko8904
May 02, 2007
0 convinced
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Rebuttal to: gogopoet Show

Slack is edible too. ;)

 
scalpod
May 25, 2007
0 convinced
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Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!

Who else offers this kind of deal?

The world's first and still only industrial, cybernetic,
do-it-yourself church. We pay our taxes so you don't have to
subsidize our ridiculous 'beliefs'.

As P-Lil once said, "The real difference between SubGenii and
Discordians (Editors note: and Pastafarians) is WE GET LAID."

 
scalpod
May 25, 2007
0 convinced
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Rebuttal to: locke Show

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs' mighty church was making people shoot milk out of their third nostrils decades before this pitiable upstart of a 'stArch-enemy' flopped steaming from the colander...

Besides, our primary mission is not giving assouls like you a cheap chuckle but THE VERY FATE OF OUR UNIVERSE. Who will stand with "Bob", Elvis and the Real Fightin' Jesus as force evolved overmen at the side of JHVH-1 against the Elder Gods?!

Sure, it's all a big joke but only we can prepare you for the REAL PUNCHLINE.

 
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FSM: Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?


brivapor
Mar 05, 2007
0 convinced
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if the flying spagetti monster has the spicey meat ball of supremacy then Ima have ta go wid FSM

 
gogopoet
Mar 05, 2007
0 convinced
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I've got to go with the edible god. :-)

 
locke
Mar 06, 2007
0 convinced
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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti monster has gained a bigger reputation and has a more entertaining, and thus appealing, belief system. It also has a published gospel, one step up from most fake religions. This church is an inspiration to all religious satirists everywhere.

 
linksboxers
May 16, 2007
0 convinced
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Ok, I don't really know too much about the opposing religion, but I will say that I've read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and it offered various (and hilarious) explanations about real things.
Such as gravity, why the earth is f**ked up, and global warming.
Read it, it's awesome.

 


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