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Caged Fight: Michael Jackson vs. Prince
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vnyce53
Feb 09, 2007
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Prince would kick Michael Jackson's ass


right2write
Feb 09, 2007
6 convinced
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Rebuttal to: masturdebator Show

We all know that a person that talks that much sh*t has no actual fighting skills. Big Bark = itty bitty bite. Sure Michael's "Dangerous" with inanimate objects like cars and his crotch (and little boys that have been drugged with his "Jesus juice"), but what would he do in a CAGED FIGHT where there's barely any space for all of his popping and locking??

Prince would bring his 50 million guitars in that cage and show Michael who's really "Bad."

 
valentine2010
Feb 09, 2007
3 convinced
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Prince would win because he is black and doesn’t fake himself, as being something he is not plus prince just sounds more dominate and mike Jackson well it explains itself
NEVERLAND RANCH? Ewwwwwwww
e he dosent

 
brivapor
Feb 09, 2007
2 convinced
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prince is still pretty bad ass, michael jackson would get a slap across the face and his little plastic nose would fly off

 
right2write
Feb 09, 2007
2 convinced
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Prince has been SPINNING and DOING THE SPLITS in HEELS for the last 30 years. At almost 50, he still has the energy of a 20 year old. Has anyone seen Prince perform live? He outlasts his band! Also, as we found out from Charlie Murphy on the Chappelle Show and in Vibe Magazine during an interview with Chris Rock (circa 1994), Prince has some moves on the basketball court. They say despite his short height, he can jump like no other midget can. All of this leads me to believe that Prince would use his stamina (if not his fighting skills) to beat the purple rain out of the King of Chronic Back Pain & Longtime Addiction to Painkillers.

Also, does anyone remember the long version of Michael Jackson's "Bad" video where "tough" Michael gets into a fight with some street thugs and manages to punk them (including a younger Wesley Snipes)? I didn't believe he could win in a fight (that didn't include moonwalking) then, and I surely don't believe it now.


 
mcnegro
Feb 09, 2007
1 convinced
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If Michael is so hot why did he spend millions to cut his face up.............to look like Prince? And he didn't even succeed at that

 
backdoorangel
Feb 09, 2007
1 convinced
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Michael Jackson cant even handle being black. no doubt prince

 
sixthsiren
Feb 09, 2007
0 convinced
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I think Michael would certainly get it handed to him. Prince likes to be modest. I mean we know he can bring it on the b-ball court. And did you see how he played that guitar in the rain on an almost glass like flooring surface at the Super Bowl? He's got cat like agility.

Plus Michael has those back problems and is probably way out of shape from years of being washed up. No contest! Game blouses!

 
bridgetheory
Feb 09, 2007
0 convinced
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I vote Prince.

On physicality-the dude above me stated it perfectly.

On music-more eclectic, more skill, more talent, more consciousness.

On persona-Prince is openly androgynous while Michael is....well just weird and I think it comes from him not accepting his weirdness. Prince is like, "Yeah I'm weird, your girlfriend still wants to F!$% me."

I don't think Prince would kill Michael. I just think he'd put a collar on him and let him sit by his throne. He'd throw him scraps and let children practice martial arts on him.

 
sixthsiren
Feb 09, 2007
0 convinced
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Rebuttal to: rikhaus Show

Singing, contrary to popular belief, will not help you in a caged fight. The moonwalk may be used to dodge an attacker possibly but you seem to have missed the question. "Who would win in a caged fight." Not "Who had the better career." Cause Michael was the King of Pop. No one's touching Thriller and Dangerous.

Michael the artist... awesome (minus the past 10 years or so). Michael the caged fighter.... we shall see.

 
importedgoods
Feb 14, 2007
0 convinced
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Prince is still black...

Nuff said.

 
importedgoods
Feb 16, 2007
0 convinced
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Rebuttal to: wigg1es Show

That's debatable too so you cant say anything.

 
goodbye41
Feb 18, 2007
0 convinced
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It hurts to have to make this decision, but, c'mon, take a look at 'em. Michael might be THE quintessential pop-star and have all the moves, but the man has deteriorated over the years. Prince has upheld his reputation as an amazing musical artist and visionary...and, I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure Prince would stomp the f**k out of that sad sap.

 
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Michael Jackson would moon walk over Prince's corpse


rikhaus
Feb 09, 2007
1 convinced
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Despite Prince's obvious genious, Michael Jackson's impact on the music industry and the direction it has taken far outreaches that of the purple one. Jackson's voice range and performance ability is also superior. Prince's strengths lie in music composition and guitar playing (witch is great but not superior). Jackson's longevity worldwide will inpact generations to come.

 
masturdebator
Feb 09, 2007
1 convinced
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Michael Jackson would definitely win. He had to toughen up to hang out with zombies in the Thriller video and knife fighters in the Beat It video. He smashed a car in another video. He is a force to be reckoned with. His album titles alone should tell you that he's "Bad", "Dangerous" and "Invincible".

 
wigg1es
Feb 13, 2007
1 convinced
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Michael Jackson did turn into a leopard or a jaguar or something of that sort in Moonwalker, as well as a transformer. With those kinds of powers, I think Michael would be hard to beat. he's also been a werewolf, a zombie, a knife-fighter, a gang member, and taken on Michael Jordan. do not underestimate the king of pop music.

 
wigg1es
Feb 14, 2007
1 convinced
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Rebuttal to: importedgoods Show

debatable...

 
masturdebator
Feb 09, 2007
0 convinced
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Rebuttal to: right2write Show

Big bark does not necessarily equal itty bitty bite. Some of the greatest fighters have been big sh*t talkers. Look at Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson. You seem to forget that Michael is very experienced in tight spaces...Besides that, he's mostly made of plastic, therefore he feels very little, if any pain.

 
mmartinphd
Feb 09, 2007
0 convinced
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I would love to see Prince beat Michael, but let's face it, the Purple One is practically crippled. He needs a hip replacement from all his crazy dancing earlier in his career but refuses to get one because he is a Jehovah's Witness and will not have a blood transfusion for religious reasons. He was great at the Super Bowl, but can't dance anymore.

Plus Micheal is plum crazy...........................

 
dinobuddy
Feb 13, 2007
0 convinced
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I would think that Michael Jackson has the psych-out advantage, because even if you're punching him, do you really want to touch him? Pieces fall off his face anyway, and I don't think I'd really want to aggravate that.

Also, I have a feeling that MJ would get fresh if you were wrassling with him. I don't think he's the type to go for a sucker punch to the crotch, but more of a stealthy gentle crotch rub, anus tickle or playful bite on your nipples. That's not fighting fair.

Prince is so f**king cool though, he could just snap his fingers and several scantily clad women would run out and beat the f**k out of MJ with their breasts alone. However, that's not fighting fair either.

Athletics: Prince
Mind Games: MJ.



 
nobrainsme
Feb 14, 2007
0 convinced
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yeh Mickey would have Prince on the floor in a minute trying to molest him...

 
nobrainsme
Feb 14, 2007
0 convinced
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Thinking about it though...he might lose his nose in the process of having some fight with Prince...

 
dast
Feb 15, 2007
0 convinced
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The guy's stil got the moves.
With his face all bandaged up like a mummy, Prince would hit all day and nothing would hurt.

Commentator: "Prince all tired out from continual flurries of punches and kicks, stands there, and MJ BOOM oh, folks, it's a front hip thrust, and it looks like it's all over..."

 
dueonmaplestreet
Feb 16, 2007
0 convinced
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Michael Jackson allegedly molested little boys and corrupted them, he obviously has no quarrels with fighting dirty. He'd probably pull some cheap stunt that would incapacitate Prince. Then kick while he was down.
Prince seems more likely to duke it out fair, which is a disadvantage against someone like Michael.

 
dothack16
Sep 28, 2007
0 convinced
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Come on, you can see whos the real winner just by looking in the albums sold in the previous years, Michael is THE KING OF POP, and no matter how much you f**k his personality, i wont buy for them,
and by the way, for those who say he DOESNT WANT TO BE BLACK, heres a little lecture, he didnt INTENTIONALLY made his skin white, he has a SKIN DISEASE CALLED "VITILIGO", go get some education and put em' in your pea-sized brains if you all have one, currently, his disease covers 80% of his body. i hope you can get this through all of your thick heads! i like MJ more than a man that TRIED TO SUE "YOUTUBE" for streaming his videos online... what a sad assed 80's minded crackhead he is... xD

 


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