Hum...i don't know if it means cream, never heard of that.....I know for sure in Romanian and French it means to SHOWER. It is derived from the Latin word "ductio" which means shower.
In AMERICA...Douche generally means "vaginal irrigation" or its used as a derogatory slang term.
You said "..I prefer war over women"
....lol, so you would be ok if women were completely annihilated and there were a whole bunch of men fighting and killing each other. I don't know if you meant that in real life or just movie wise.
There have been a lot of great action/romance movies.
An Officer and a Gentleman
Romancing the stone
Mr. and Mrs. Smith