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Where do all the socks go?
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drunkardgrogdowner
Jul 31, 2008
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Behind the fridge


drunkardgrogdowner
Jul 31, 2008
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You always loose things behind the fridge

 
stetri
Jul 31, 2008
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I put 'em in my hamper.

 
xanthippa
Jul 31, 2008
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OK, this one I DO know!

It's not quite the fridge, but...

When our old clothes dryer finally gave up and had to be replaced, we took it apart. INSIDE the dryer - as in, having somehow made it out of the 'drying chamber' into the guts of the machine - were many, many socks!!!

The dryer ate them!!!

The curious thing was that it only ate one sock from each pair...

 
lordpyro1
Jul 31, 2008
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i've got a different theory than either of these, when you close the dryer door you open up a door to a narnia like world, where little elves and gnomes steal one sock from each pair to feed their family's with. and that's where the socks go

 
sandifromlargo
Aug 02, 2008
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Being VERY religious, they ALL have been saved and have gone to sock heaven. When you die, if you have been very good, you will be reunited with them!

 
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Rich people still them for kicks


drunkardgrogdowner
Jul 31, 2008
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They might Still them you could get some funky booze from my socks. yes it is a spelling mistake.

 
drunkardgrogdowner
Jul 31, 2008
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I think that rich people get there kicks out of tormenting people by stilling socks but they only steal one never the other. I bet if you see the major share holders of sock companies they are all very wealthy.
driving us into to the ground for there jollys its not right.

 
helpme
Aug 01, 2008
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Teenage boys throw many in the waste can so their mothers don't see them.

 


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